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I hate how I usually want what I can't have.

Dec 31st

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disabledporn: i love white and black people its just the fillipinos that make me want to kms yay

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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hashtagshittedonem: Can I get some more followers up in this bitch? please

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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what I’m currently googling: “how to be tumblr famous”

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Another new year’s resolution: Eat a lot of food and not get fat.

Dec 31st

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neither: im a dog person to the point that there’s sexual tension between me and my dog

Dec 31st

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one of my new year’s resolutions: don’t suck as a human

Dec 31st

also, my leg is asleep. I now know what it feels like to be a pirate.

Dec 31st

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i’m out of gummy worms. what am i going to do now.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs: ((i really need a friend right now but i don’t want to talk to any of mine lol)) me, like 98% of the time

Dec 30th

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queenofthegays asked: Part of me wants to switch Jolteon and Espeon because I think time is kinda psychic? But it's still pretty cool.

Dec 30th

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on Pokémon Platinum

I just remembered I had my Eevee evolution team and their really cool names. Prelude (Jolteon) Minuet (Leafeon) Bolero (Flareon) Serenade (Vaporeon) Nocturne (Umbreon, but I don’t use him) Requiem (Espeon) and Zelda (Glaceon)

Dec 30th

oh wellz

and life goes on. i’m ready for 2012!

Dec 30th

Dec 28th

Diz hotel is too fancy for me. Where mosbey at dat nigga.

Dec 28th

i made a new friend on the plane

unfreshing: ripkamsud: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black still the best post on tumblr

Dec 28th

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“Has anyone in this family seen a chicken?”

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

On the way to Houston

Mom: Let's play a game. If you were any celebrity in Hollywood, who would you want to be?
My sister: I would be Natalie Portman.
Mom: What?! But she has big boobs.
All of us: Huh? No she doesn't.
Mom: Dolly Parton?
Us: OMG NO MA, NATALIE PORTMAN!!

Dec 28th

disabledporn: squeezing your fat in the mirror and crying

Dec 28th

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neither: i’m single because if i meet someone i like i scare them off before i can give them a bad impression

Dec 28th

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For some readon, I want to dance. We should have a dance party.

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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“Her pillow smells good. My pillow smells like macaroni and cheese.”

– Beans

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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omg something just amazing happened.

So when I was registering for my Organic Chem 1 lecture for the spring, there were only 3 choices to choose from. And one of them was already filled up while the other 2 had 70+ seats still available. I checked out the ratings for the professors and realized why that one was filled up, because apparently he’s a really good professor. The other two seem to be good professors but just really...

Dec 27th